Li Xiang wakes inside a novel — as the villain. He knows how this story goes: the villain schemes, the hero rises, the villain dies badly in the finale. His master plan is therefore beautifully simple: do nothing, offend no one, invest quietly, and live to the last page. Unfortunately the plot keeps dragging him onstage, the hero keeps misunderstanding his kindness as genius, and staying low-key turns out to be the hardest role of all. A witty 100-chapter anti-adventure. Chinese edition; English translation in progress.
李想穿进小说,成了反派。他太知道反派的下场了,所以计划特别简单:不作妖、不结仇、悄悄赚钱,苟到大结局。偏偏剧情总把他推上台,主角还总把他的怂当高深。只想躺平,奈何全场抬轿。100 章完本,反套路爽文。
Chapters Chapter 1: A Pit Bought for One Yuan Chapter 2: The Kick on the Playground Chapter 3: The Protagonist Comes to Dinner Chapter 4: 2:47 A.M. Chapter 5: The Dismissed Driver Chapter 6: I Won't Take This Deal Chapter 7: Read Me the First Clause Chapter 8: Shen Zhao in the Car Chapter 9: The Phone That Vibrates by Itself Chapter 10: A Five-Million Debt Chapter 11: The Stepmother's Coffee Chapter 12: The Pen That Fell into the Lake Chapter 13: Her Own Funeral Chapter 14: I Remember Every Word Chapter 15: The Third Copy of the Evidence Chapter 16: The Man Who Vanished in Chapter One Chapter 17: The Vanishing Chat Log Chapter 18: Online Twenty-Four Hours Chapter 19: Living Carelessly Chapter 20: Three Minutes on His Knees Chapter 21: The Surgery Abroad Chapter 22: Not the Reader, but the Author Chapter 23: A Coffee Too Sweet Chapter 24: Osmanthus Cake and Two Cards Chapter 25: Ninety Days Chapter 26: Seventeen Unanswered Calls Chapter 27: Run, Shen Zhou Chapter 28: Inside the Shen Family for Three Years Chapter 29: The Zhou Family Falls Chapter 30: I Wrote This Book Chapter 31: Three Lawyers Chapter 32: The Story Has a Second Chapter Chapter 33: The Cannon Fodder's Father Chapter 34: Walking into the Light Chapter 35: The Book He Dared Not Touch Chapter 36: The One Who Gets Written Chapter 37: Asked Forty-Seven Times Chapter 38: The Road Blocked by Water Trucks Chapter 39: Erase, or Bind Chapter 40: The Lawyer Who Just Crossed Over Chapter 41: The Stepmother Knocks Chapter 42: I Won't Sign Chapter 43: We Can Live Chapter 44: A Name Searched Seven Times Chapter 45: Seventeen Rounds in Circles Chapter 46: The Changed Safe Combination Chapter 47: The Aunt with Bird's Nest Chapter 48: The Whole Street Went Dark Chapter 49: I Dreamed I Killed Someone Chapter 50: I Am the System Chapter 51: A Signature from a Hospital Bed Chapter 52: You Can't Escape Chapter 53: She Doesn't Seem to Be Lin Zhixia Chapter 54: The Hospital Photo That Came Early Chapter 55: Seven Copies Chapter 56: The One Who Opens the Book Is Named Liu Chapter 57: Forty-Seven Practice Signatures Chapter 58: Lightly Sweetened Soy Milk Chapter 59: I Am a Reader Chapter 60: You Are the Protagonist Chapter 61: The Miscopied Toast Chapter 62: The Fruit Basket at the Door Chapter 63: The Studio Recordings Chapter 64: Staying at Sister's for a While Chapter 65: The Inheritance Showdown Chapter 66: The Same System Chapter 67: The Author Has Been Watching Chapter 68: Within Half a Meter Chapter 69: Deviation 99.7 Percent Chapter 70: The System Wants Me to Lose by the Book Chapter 71: She Watched Him Drink Every Drop Chapter 72: The Sister Comes to Defect Chapter 73: The Usual Place Chapter 74: The Meeting the Day After Tomorrow Chapter 75: The Author's Small Print Chapter 76: Su Tang under the Streetlight Chapter 77: A Plate Ending in 07 Chapter 78: Not Coming for You Chapter 79: Fighting Would Be Too Cheap Chapter 80: The Author Has Never Gone Offline Chapter 81: After Chapter Seventy-Nine Chapter 82: Century Egg and Pork Congee Chapter 83: The Woman He Searched Three Years For Chapter 84: Ethiopian Yirgacheffe Chapter 85: The Seventh Reader Chapter 86: The Uncle Who Signed for the Lawsuit Chapter 87: The Man Who Debuts in Volume Three Chapter 88: Survive Thirty Days beside Shen Yan Chapter 89: You Touched Me First Chapter 90: I Came Back Too Chapter 91: Government Action Counts as Force Majeure Chapter 92: Your Mother Never Went to the Notary Chapter 93: The Villain's Dinner Chapter 94: Two Hundred Million from a Zero-Capital Shell Chapter 95: I Like Talking to Smart People Chapter 96: The First One Who Crossed Over Chapter 97: The Necklace in Her Bag Chapter 98: The First One Silenced Chapter 99: Supposed to Die in Episode Three Chapter 100: Just Like This